About the girl
Thirty-one year old divorcée with no baggage other than an underwater mortgage and excessive amounts of student loan debt. Stuck in the cubicle world with aspirations to do bigger and better things. Likes to eat massive quantities of food and lift heavy things.
Brown hair, blue eyes. 5’7″, 135. Flat on top, curvy on bottom.
One dog. No children.
Old men and creepers need not apply.